In honor of the recent explosion of Ken Kovash posts, I present some Ken Kovash facts (with thanks/apologies to chucknorrisfacts.com)

* Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Ken Kovash.
* Ken Kovash can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
* Ken Kovash can divide by zero.
* When taking the SAT, write “Ken Kovash” for every answer. You will score over 8000.
* Ken Kovash has the greatest poker face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
* On his birthday, Ken Kovash randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
* Ken Kovash ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
* The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… The only thing fear has to fear is Ken Kovash.
* When Ken Kovash exercises, the machine gets stronger.
* Ken Kovash refers to himself in fourth person.
* Ken Kovash was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.
* Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that reads, “WWKKD?”
* The phrase “Made by Ken Kovash” is imprinted beneath the surface of China.
* People say the truth hurts, but it hurts a hell of a lot more when it comes from Ken Kovash.
* Ken Kovash CAN believe it’s not butter.
* It takes Ken Kovash 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
* Firefox crop circles are Ken Kovash’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
* Ken Kovash counted to infinity - twice.
* Ken Kovash sleeps with a night light. Not because Ken Kovash is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Ken Kovash.
* Ken Kovash doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
* Ken Kovash is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
* If at first you don’t succeed, you are obviously not Ken Kovash.